Daly Hill Selections - Week 16 - (25/02/2017)

As if this couldn't get any worse Joey Gamble finds a 6/1 winner and now we are all scrambling around trying to throw doubles and even trebles into the mix. I would say JJ and Billy are out of it. If you cant even find any sort of profit in 15 weeks then you are not going to challenge.

It has been a fairly low week for the syndicate. We have just found out that we are based in Warwick for the Cheltenham festival. I doubt anything good has ever happened in Warwick, and it doesn't seem like the place that 6 p*ssed up wronguns would frequent. At the moment we are frantically googling the nearest strip club for some entertainment. Any way here we go with our pointless selections, As I went off a cliff with the aid of Lanzerotes finest whiskey this isn't going to be much of a write up.

EDDIE CASINO - SMOOTH STEPPER - 2.45 NEWCASTLE - 16/1 Win

Seeing a redundancy does not seem to be in the pipeline as yet we were feeling a bit sorry for Eddie this week but then we saw his bet on Dustin Johnson in the golf and we went back to being jealous of the f*cker. Most of us have plumped for the big handicap at Newcastle hoping to steal a big price to close the gap on Joey and Eddie is no exception.

MARKET MOVER - STREETS OF PROMISE - 2.45 NEWCASTLE - 16/1 Win

Nursing a hangover after an epic lock in and Costa Teguise's finest bar the Crown I cant even make myself breakfast let alone look through any sort of form. After falling asleep outside the bar last night I am trying to get through today without making another tit of myself but sadly I don't think this selection is going to help me do that, apparently it likes a stamina test which I basically failed last night.

BILLY BRIDLE - CHARLIE PARCS 1.50 KEMPTON, FRODON 2.25 KEMPTON, KNOCKANRAWLEY - 2.45 NEWCASTLE - WIN Treble 31/1

Seeing as Billy cant pick one winner, he feels that a double is too easy so has instead plumped for a treble. I mean why not? When you spend 15 weeks picking losers of course you will win 3 out of 3 in a the space of 2 hours. Billy was the barer of bad news this week so maybe I am taking it out on him slightly that we are closer to Lemington f*cking spa than we are to Birmingham during the festival.

JJ THE JETPLANE - DOUBLE SHUFFLE 3.35 KEMPTON & SHOTGUN PADDY 2.45 NEWCASTLE - 47/1 Double

Perennial loser JJ has put up this beauty for us. Needless to say he will lose the first leg and then watch his other get sent to the glue factory. At least with Billy we can say he has been close to a winner. JJ has been nowhere near, bit like our hotel which is going to be in the middle of nowhere and in three weeks we are likely to be banned within a 50 mile radius of the Honiley Court Hotel.

JOEY GAMBLE - FRODON & THE GIPPER - 4/1 Double

At the moment Joey is off his face. He tried giving us a selection that was running yesterday and I had to remind him what day it was so it is unlikely that he will be offering me a horse in time for this write up. You can find his selection on Twitter when he finally surfaces.

He surfaced, picked a non runner and then proceded to throw in a 4/1 double to rub salt in the wounds