Daly Hill Selections - Week 13 (04/02/2017)

We have 6 weeks left of the challenge and Cheltenham is now effectively one month away and we are still picking a hell of a lot of losers. It is not like the gap is that big as one decent win could put all of us right back in the frame, its the fact we cant even pick our noses. And with the greatest show on turf around the corner we really need to be hitting form or we will all be bringing our own 5p carrier bags to puke into on the coach.

EDDIE CASINO - RUACANA - 3.00pm SANDOWN - 11/1 WIN

Eddie was ready to book his plane ticket to Lanza to join the Market Mover for a weekend jolly by punting on Lucas Glover at a big price in the golf sadly his putter let him down and now Eddie is frantically visiting the virtual golf course in Gibraltar trying to show Lucas how to f*cking putt. In between laughing at how sh*t the African nations is he managed to come up with this selection, he didn't give a reason but Joey thinks its something to do with the fact he likes Rubicon, its a vague reference but a reference all the same.

MARKET MOVER - FOUNTAINS WINDFALL - 3.00pm SANDOWN - 20/1 E/W

You really couldn't make this sh*t up. JJ's horse decides to fall and then bring mine down. My horses either hit the deck or place there is no in between. After having a b*satardly sh*t week I feel like riding one of these horses myself to get a winner. But in reality if I rode a horse at the moment we would have a Many Clouds situation or a horse with a very severe spinal defect. Due to the fact that most of my horses place I decided to go back to what I know, which is bigger priced horses that run into places. Needless to say this one will now finish 4th or end up in the glue factory.

BILLY BRIDLE - DRUMCLIFF & BEG TO DIFFER - 3.15 MUSSLEBURGH & 3.35 SANDOWN - 20/1 Double

Billy is now in full on war with Halifax. Howard has been beaten to death and anyone who dares mention the H word gets roundhouse kicked in the face. We are now in the 13th week and the guy who bagged two placepots in two days at Cheltenham and recently landed a 4/4 Lucky 15 cannot pick a winner for love nor money. So what is his solution? Yep that is right he backs another win double.........

JJ JETPLANE - ROLLING DYLAN & COEUR DE LION- 3.00pm SANDOWN & 12.40 SANDOWN -13/1 Double

JJ has been battling through some Chinese jibes and not the sort of Chinese that Moaty inhales on a Friday night. He is currently sitting pretty at the top of the leader board in the Phoenix Open and he also made it through to the semi final of the Fantasy Football league, so this week has been a positive one for our Asian aftertimer. Like Billy he hasn't picked a single winner in the challenge, so surely he must go the sensible route to get off the mark? Course he f*cking doesn't he is back in with the win doubles.

JOEY GAMBLE - AZURE FLY - 2.05 MUSSLEBURGH - 12/1 Win

I am going to put it out there. Joey has changed. Yes I know this may come as a shock to you but I genuinely think there may have been some progress made this week. Apart from getting a bit angry with JP McManus Joey seemed pretty calm this week and even invited us out for a beer at the Dogs. The last time Joey wanted to spend time with us was when he sh*t himself over a Halloween special at John Fisher Street and didn't want to be alone in the flat. On his selection he reverted back to type though 'Wins on the bridle and I can finish you c*nts with a 12/1 winner'