Daly Hill Syndicate Selections - Week 6 (17/12/2016)

The Syndicate is in disarray mainly down to the copious amount of alcohol we have consumed in the Xmas period but also because we have more chance of lasting 12 rounds with Antony Joshua than having a horse do us a favour. This is getting so bad that we are tempted to ask Alex Hammond to give us a winner.

But this is a new week and the carnage of last week cannot be repeated cant it?

EDDIE CASINO - GOLDEN SPEAR - 3.35 ASCOT - 6/1 Win

Eddie has been contemplating his options this week one of them taking redundancy and spending the month before Cheltenham in Lanzarote getting his old man into fights. He was again first to the party this week with his selection hoping that he wont be picking another value loser. He went on to say 'Looks well in on his flat form and its the last race at Ascot so will be nice to have hope throughout the day as opposed to bombing out just after breakfast like last week'

BILLY BRIDLE - FLETCHERS FLYER - 3.00 ASCOT - 12/1 EW

Billy is currently 0-5 and looking up at the rest of the league. Luckily enough as we all suck at this he doesn't have too far to look. After spending the day chminging at Ascot today and picking a few winners it is likely Billy will be struggling to put a sentence together on Saturday. Luckily for him he gave us his selection while half cut at the course. Reason being 'F*ck off I'm pissed'

MARKET MOVER - DUSKY LARK - 1.50 ASCOT - 9/1 WIN

Despite the fact that beer and tequila have been flowing through my veins for most of the week I am feeling positive. It is nearly Christmas and its a good excuse to eat more food which I am relishing. That being said if I don't get a sniff of a winner my visit to the Winter Wonderland is going to be a lot more boozy than I planned it to be. My selection made a few mistakes first time out and still came second. It is thought he should come on for that run plus it is also trained by Tizzard who could probably train JJ not to aftertime.

JJ THE JETPLANE - ALEX DE LARREDYA - 2.25 ASCOT - 6/1 WIN

The way things were going I thought JJ would be actually after timing his selection, but he popped up with a french horse who he described as an interesting French sort that could be anything. Although I get the impression the JJ is more worried about Joey Gamble's whereabouts than focusing on a decent selection.

JOEY GAMBLE - BRAIN POWER - 3.35 ASCOT - 16/1 EW

Joey hasn't turned up this week, he is likely to be asleep in some London Bar after losing his phone and trying to hitchhike home. As a result of this big brother Eddie C has picked his brother out an each way shot to annoy him. This could backfire spectacularly.